![]() 08/19/2015 at 20:46 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I’m currently shopping for a bed for my new place, so I sent her a link to the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! k from Toyland today. As you can see, she chose the right answer.
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she’s a keeper
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That or a serial killer
![]() 08/19/2015 at 20:52 |
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Probably not the second one. Hopefully. Eh, what’s the worst that could happen?
![]() 08/19/2015 at 21:04 |
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SLEEPOVER AT CB’S HOUSE! I call dibs on your side of the bed. Your girlfriend can stay. :-)
![]() 08/19/2015 at 21:06 |
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Look man, I know you love your 4Runner, and I think it would be a damn shame if it ended up in the St. Lawrence, eh?
![]() 08/19/2015 at 21:08 |
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dying in a Hot Wheels bed because your girlfriend is actually a serial killer?
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Dude, that would be so rad.
![]() 08/19/2015 at 21:09 |
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No need to get testy - you can have your spot back after the sleepover.
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I will leave a sea mine in your shower.
![]() 08/19/2015 at 21:10 |
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hey man, whatever makes you happy. I, on the other hand, rather enjoy living and wouldnt wanna die like that
![]() 08/19/2015 at 21:12 |
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I’m not a fan of dying either, but come on, it would be kind of hilarious to read in the news.
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Does your girlfriend yell “RALPH!!!!” in her sleep? Does she have a sister? Is her name Rose? Does Rose offer you a full continental breakfast and then only feed you cereal? Is there a rumor of Mrs X in your local tabloid? If so —spoiler alert— keep your eye on Rose!
![]() 08/19/2015 at 21:13 |
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“man killed in Hot Wheels bed by girlfriend turned serial killer. Reports are she attempted to drive away in the bed after disposing of the body’