"CB" (jrcb)
08/19/2015 at 20:46 • Filed to: None | 5 | 13 |
I’m currently shopping for a bed for my new place, so I sent her a link to the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! k from Toyland today. As you can see, she chose the right answer.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> CB
08/19/2015 at 20:49 | 4 |
she’s a keeper
For Sweden
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/19/2015 at 20:51 | 3 |
That or a serial killer
CB
> For Sweden
08/19/2015 at 20:52 | 1 |
Probably not the second one. Hopefully. Eh, what’s the worst that could happen?
BJ
> CB
08/19/2015 at 21:04 | 1 |
SLEEPOVER AT CB’S HOUSE! I call dibs on your side of the bed. Your girlfriend can stay. :-)
CB
> BJ
08/19/2015 at 21:06 | 2 |
Look man, I know you love your 4Runner, and I think it would be a damn shame if it ended up in the St. Lawrence, eh?
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> CB
08/19/2015 at 21:08 | 2 |
dying in a Hot Wheels bed because your girlfriend is actually a serial killer?
CB
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/19/2015 at 21:08 | 2 |
Dude, that would be so rad.
BJ
> CB
08/19/2015 at 21:09 | 0 |
No need to get testy - you can have your spot back after the sleepover.
CB
> BJ
08/19/2015 at 21:09 | 2 |
I will leave a sea mine in your shower.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> CB
08/19/2015 at 21:10 | 0 |
hey man, whatever makes you happy. I, on the other hand, rather enjoy living and wouldnt wanna die like that
CB
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/19/2015 at 21:12 | 3 |
I’m not a fan of dying either, but come on, it would be kind of hilarious to read in the news.
EmbraceTheRasp
> CB
08/19/2015 at 21:12 | 0 |
Does your girlfriend yell “RALPH!!!!” in her sleep? Does she have a sister? Is her name Rose? Does Rose offer you a full continental breakfast and then only feed you cereal? Is there a rumor of Mrs X in your local tabloid? If so —spoiler alert— keep your eye on Rose!
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> CB
08/19/2015 at 21:13 | 2 |
“man killed in Hot Wheels bed by girlfriend turned serial killer. Reports are she attempted to drive away in the bed after disposing of the body’